40 Funny Halloween Tweets That Deserve A Full-Size Candy Bar
My main requirement for a Halloween costume is that I shouldn’t have to explain it more than once. If I’m spending the entire party pulling up a reference photo on my phone, I’ve failed the assignment. There’s a sweet spot between “everyone else is wearing this” and “this requires familiarity with a deleted scene from a movie released in 1997.” Wearing a sheet used to be enough.
Luckily, being funny about Halloween requires considerably fewer supplies.
These Halloween tweets have the right idea, and none of them require me to spend $60 on something I’ll store in a grocery bag for the next eleven years.
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