31 Funny Tweets For Anyone Who Opened Their Phone And Forgot Why
I don’t know how much spinning a pizza actually needs, but I want to see some effort. Throw it up there. Make me a little nervous. If I’m paying $24 for dough and cheese, I’d like a little show before dinner.
There’s probably a guy somewhere who’s been making pizza for 40 years who would hate hearing me say that. Sorry, but the place down the street has a teenager tossing my pizza as high as the ceiling, and I’ve never been happier with a food purchase.
Today’s funniest tweets include plenty of other thoughts I hadn’t considered until someone put them on the internet. Enjoy.
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