40 Funniest Tweets Of October 2026, Because It Was A Long Month
October is a great month for people who enjoy buying things with the intention of becoming a different person. My wife already wanted to visit an orchard, since I’ve never needed that many apples. Me? Not so much.
I like the ambition. Every fall, I believe I’m gonna become someone who makes soup on purpose.
Mostly, though, I did what I do every month: looked at my phone and found funny things to send people who were probably trying to get something done.
These are the funniest tweets from October 2026, collected in one place before November arrives and I start pretending I’m going to get my Christmas shopping done early.
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