I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.

25 Funniest Tweets Giving Us Something Else To Think About Today

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My ideal election coverage would have a little less speculation and a lot more commercials for restaurants. Anything but the Liberty Biberty ad, please.

It’s Tuesday, it’s already dark, and I think we’ve all earned something to look at that doesn’t require understanding a county map. I can barely identify the counties I’ve personally lived in. I’m certainly not qualified to speculate about the ones that haven’t finished counting. Fortunately, people are still using Twitter for its most essential purpose: making a joke out of whatever is happening.

Today’s funniest tweets include a little Election Day nonsense and plenty of regular nonsense. A healthy balance.

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It's Greg, for all intents and purposes. Went to Costco and the cashier asked, “Got big plans for y​.
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Mitra tweet image: instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote.
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“NOT dishwasher safe” Me: you’ll be fine, just do yo best in there.
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My job made me mad so i put an entire rotisserie chicken in my purse and walked out.
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I'm not manually changing my oven clock. That's my kitchen time zone now.
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My mum is using UberEats for the first time and she asked me if it’s same day delivery.
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Does anybody else cut open just the mouth of the m&ms on the bag so they come out like this or is it.
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My bank after I pay my rent: are you enjoying this app of your bank? me: no I’m not.
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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.
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Why don’t they just make spaghetti sauce colored Tupperware and get it over with….
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Who tf gave my kids ram for halloween? two RAM sticks in a bowl with candy wrappers.
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Tweet by Mo Mohler about wearing a light jacket to work in the morning and nine coats at work.
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Cute until you get rushed to a hospital — apple bracelet shown on a hand and wrist with colorful red.
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"I Voted" sticker but it’s a stamp and they mark your forehead like it’s Ash Wednesday.
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Tired of Election maps? Here’s a map of the Pop vs. Soda debate with a US color-coded regions chart.
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Lately my 4-yr-old has been really into dry, uncooked everything bagels. so this has resulted in him.
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Tweet by chatpile roan: asbestosis is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a perso.
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I Farted sticker with American flag graphic on corkboard surface.
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19.

Arriving late to work meeting; me holding full Starbucks cup; traffic was terrible.
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Tucker Martin tweet about wrapping up the most important election of our lifetimes.
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I’m at the McDonald’s I’m at the Ballot Box I’m at the combination McDonald’s & Ballot Box.
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Feeling pretty bad I used to make fun of older people for eating dinner early and being in bed قبل 9.
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Andy vs. *sipping gravy from a thermos* Car calories don't count.
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Dude it’s fucking over — a ChatGPT OpenAI card on a pegboard display.
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It's very important that we get through this election so that we can start thinking about another e​.
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