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40 Funniest Midterm Election Tweets To Make You Turn Blue Laughing While Watching The Map Go Blue

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Election night is when I become deeply invested in counties I couldn’t find with the address already entered into Google Maps. Steve Kornacki points at one, and I’m leaning forward like I have property there.

And this one was a long night of counties. The map kept doing things nobody’s model said it would, anchors kept saying “historic” until the word stopped meaning anything, and every network had a guy at a touchscreen zooming in on precincts like he was defusing a bomb. States that haven’t changed their mind in decades changed their mind. I could have waited for an update on any of this, but I’d rather get the same information from three different apps at the same time.

Luckily, some people spent the evening writing jokes. These funny midterm election tweets cover the scrolling, the coverage, and what happens when everyone has a phone and several hours to fill.

1.

America right now: man with blue body paint and glasses speaking with another man.
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2.

Saw your mom's schedule for the rest of the week.

3.

CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.

4.

NO F***ING WAY JD VANCE HAS A WARIO.
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5.

They're calling it a bluekkake.

6.

Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran.

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I voted stickers are ash wednesday ashes for people who listen to NPR.
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8.

We go live to Silicon Valley - Rob Flaherty kneeling with others in ceremony.

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All straight men are now required to report to their nearest Cheesecake Factory for mandatory menswe.
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Ellie Guzman tweet about people who don’t talk about politics and emotionally neutralize the air.
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Kristen Weber tweet about not knowing difference between watching election results and watching theC.
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12.

Eric Spracklen tweet: The Truth Social post we are gonna get at 3am is gonna be insane.
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13.

If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE.

14.

CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide.
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Its called Gulf of Latinx.
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16.

Karly Kingsley tweet screenshot: text reads 'Sooo…is that a no on the $5,000 check orrr….' with a小-?.
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17.

And I feel in this Chili's tonight. Blexas.
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18.

Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran.
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19.

Took an everything shower to watch steve kornacki cam.
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20.

Dems in Florida watching the Blue Wave: image shows a cartoon with a hand peering through wooden slz.
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21.

Every time he goes back to Texas.
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22.

Ron Shillman tweet: Trump should release the remaining Epstein Files to distract from these election.
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23.

RFK Jr. should be required to drink the entire reflecting pool water after tonight.
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24.

Chase Mitchell tweet: "Sorry but the masks go back on tomorrow".
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25.

So happy to turn texas blue even if the negative side effect is hearing “choosin’ texas” at a drag.
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26.

Francis wolf tweet: we got blue texas before gta 6.
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27.

Notice how taylor swift moved to kansas and wrote a song about ohio and all of a sudden both states.
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28.

Madeline Hill tweet: America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now.
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29.

Imagine Dragons Hate Account. If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting.
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30.

We’re putting Hegs­eth on estrogen.
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31.

The midterm results: Everyone Gets A Puppy 57% vs Diarrhea Forever 43% (image shows a puppy photo on.
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32.

I thought tonight couldn’t get any worse. Now it looks like the drunk lady in Indiana is going to l….
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33.

Jordan Loman tweet: Can't wait for this sharia law stuff / My girls been getting a little mouthy.

34.

If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water.

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36.

Alice Poole (she/her) says 'Tell me your pronouns.' with a photo of a man shouting passionately.
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37.

Nobody reported on this but they really are going to make texas schoolkids start reciting the lyrics.
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38.

Can someone wake me up when they're done counting votes.
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39.

I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.

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Welcome to Texas, Comrades—poster of cartoon dog in military uniform with red Soviet hammer and sick.