Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's.

25 Funny Thanksgiving Tweets For Everyone Already Thinking About Their Plate

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I haven’t figured out what I’m having for dinner tonight, but I have a pretty clear vision of my Thanksgiving plate. There’s a vision.

We’re still a couple of weeks out, which gives everyone plenty of time to ask what time we’re eating and receive several different answers. Personally, I think the holiday preparations should begin with finding pants I can comfortably sit in. Everything else goes on the back burner.

For now, we’re kicking things off with our first batch of funny Thanksgiving tweets of the season. Something to scroll through while mentally checking whether your largest serving spoon is still at someone else’s house.

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Danya tweet about hosting Thanksgiving last year; mentions parking in wrong spot and cars towed.
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Home depot should sell a 12ft turkey skeleton for thanksgiving.
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I love how my work made all the employee's little turkeys for thanksgiving but made me a corn since我.
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If u go to thanksgiving nude no one will talk about politics.
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For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn.
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All hail the thanksgiving tube - red ketchup bottle lying on its side.
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Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's.
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Thanksgiving dinner meme: mom politics tonight, everyone absolutely, me: this casserole reminds me**.
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I wrote on my jobs Thanksgiving Potluck list that I'd bring deviled eggs. This older lady scratched,.
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Ellie schnitt tweet about not doing 5k or football this Thanksgiving.
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Friendly Thanksgiving tweet: friendsgiving but it’s just me at chili with the staff.
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Conversation with my sister, Thanksgiving night: Is the Internet down? Mom turns the router and mod​.
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At my girlfriend’s house for thanksgiving and i asked if we could watch the game and she said “of c​.
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Time as an adult: Halloween (2 hours later) Thanksgiving (5 minutes later) Christmas.
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They said i gotta cook for thanksgiving , but ion think this turkey gon fit in my air fryer so....
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can improve any Thanksgiving dish by doubling the amt.
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Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko.
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Hm. i’ve been alive 26 years and I still do not know what you’re supposed to eat for lunch on thankg.
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Hosting Thanksgiving this year - group iMessage screenshot with blue chat bubbles and multiple emoji.
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My sister (16) and my brother (7) came to visit for the week and instead of sleeping in the extrabed.
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My 7 year old: thanksgiving sounds like a lot of work. Me: it's tradition. 7yo: hot dogs are also a.
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Me trying to talk to my 8 year old nephew at Thanksgiving: 7x3=21 that is so awesome.
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Jason, ex Inferis announces I’m headed to the gender-neutral bathroom every time I get up from the |.
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Family gonna ask what i brought to thanksgiving this year. Ima say beef & swing on my cousin.
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Y’all a lot of Thanksgiving food does not photograph well. Please just enjoy y’all’s food in private.
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