Tweet by Deb: “Not dishwasher safe.” Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do your best.

25 Funniest Tweets Of The Day That Made Thursday A Little Better

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Is it just me, or is this year’s time change significantly worse? It’s been nearly two weeks, and I’m still not ready for it to be pitch black at 5 p.m. It’s done a number on my sleep, and now I’m coming down with a cold. Really putting together a strong November over here.

By the time I finish work, it feels like I should be brushing my teeth and getting into bed. Unfortunately, there’s still dinner to figure out and an entire evening I’m apparently supposed to participate in. So I’ve been spending some of that time finding funny tweets. These are today’s favorites, best enjoyed under a blanket while wondering if it’s too early to call it a night.

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Deb (@DontCallMeDebby) tweet: “Not dishwasher safe.” Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do yourBest.
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Millennials getting the same sensation when Outlook is down as seeing this getting rolled into class.
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3.

When I sign off an email with “Best”, I am not wishing anyone the best. I am saying that I am the.”.
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4.

Every single time I’m in JFK airport the AirPods I lost here over a year ago send me a Find My notifi.
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5.

If Menards or Home Depot allowed adult men to have birthday parties in their stores, these would be.
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6.

Lisa tweet screenshot: 'Sorry I didn’t reply. I was pretending I didn’t see the text, and then I忘记ed.
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Thrilla the Gorilla tweet: “I’m going to start asking people, ‘Am I under arrest, or am I free to go.
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Went for a walk round the block yesterday and bumped into our own cat. Awkward. Like when you’re out.
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9.

I’m not saying I need new glasses but I have been sending this emoji to people thinking it’s a XmasW.
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10.

I’m the best pedestrian, I say as I walk slightly faster than my average speed at the crosswalk. All.
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11.

At rock bottom scanning the rocks with my rock identifier app.
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12.

Me: I have to think of something to make for dinner tonight again so I totally get it;.
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13.

Why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper to.
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14.

Therapist is saying the copay is higher or lower based on 'how annoying' I am during a.
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15.

Haven’t seen a single person say 2027 is gonna be my year you guys must be terrified.
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16.

Ashley Noelle tweet about going to dinner at 5 o'clock with parents, I’ll be in bed by 8, on a blue.
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17.

Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.
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18.

Im interested in finding groceries that have the potential to change my life.
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19.

Telling my nephew that you have to get good grades to afford the big ice cream cake, but the words,,.
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20.

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.
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21.

Whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for Outlook and Teams… take your time.
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22.

That cashier asked if I was ready to check out I replied "I think I have a couple of good years left.
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23.

One time my friend asked us if it would be weird to bring corn on the cob on a flight we all bullied.
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24.

Tweet by Doc: I discovered that you can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting.
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25.

Damon Hunzeker tweet graphic: Shouldn’t we have self- jakings turkeys by now?.
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