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20 Funny Tweets From Parents Who Are Currently Being Outsmarted By Their 2-Year-Olds

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Two-year-olds are at a fascinating age. They can barely put together a complete sentence, but they’re already winning arguments with adults who know more words and work full-time jobs. One minute they’re learning how to count, and the next they’re announcing that they’re moving to Florida or explaining why they need to touch knives. You never really know what you’re going to get, and neither do they.

The parents sharing these tweets have discovered that raising a 2-year-old means living with someone who has very strong opinions, no sense of danger, and a completely different understanding of how the world works.

These funny parenting tweets perfectly capture the unpredictable experience of raising a 2-year-old.

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My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a.
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Katie Chironis tweet text about trying to nap toddler and lunch phrases.
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Two year old whispers spicy time as fridge opens for coke.
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*on the toilet* 2yo: *banging on door* Daddy!! Daddy!!! DADDY!!!! Me: I’m downstairs! 2yo: Oh...
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Just watched 2yo walk over to a child-locked drawer, disengage the lock, remove a screwdriver, then—.
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Me to my 2yo: Hey, what do you need those scissors for? Her: Violence! Me: What?! Violence?! Her: Y,.
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Can you please stay on your own chair while we eat breakfast? 2yo: these are ships Me: can you,请.
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Laura Marie tweet: My 2yo gathered up all of her toys with flashing lights, and now she's making me….
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When my 2yo doesn’t want to talk anymore, she ends the conversation with “happy birthday” and walks,.
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My 2yo daughter’s new bit is trolling me by consistently referring to Bugs Bunny as ‘Bugs Rabbit’.
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Husband reading a book with 2yo: And this guy...that looks like an Italian name. So he must be Ital-.
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Two-year-old kid confusion about frinkles; chat bubbles show a parent explaining garlic seeds on top.
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Seth Mandel tweet about a 2-year-old opening the front door and saying they're going to Florida.
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My 2y officially has reached the milestone of climbing out of his crib, we discovered this when bedt.
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2yo: *jumps on chair* 2yo: *falls, cries* me: Was that wise or foolish? 2yo: *through tears* It was,.
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Ticket to Disneyland: $300. That one time we got kombucha and a slice of rainbow sprinkle cake from.
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Kelsey Piper tweet about 2-year-old refusing to repeat toddler speech and asking to say it in other-.
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My 2yo on a walk: “I was born” Me: “You were born. You exist now.” 2yo: “It’s amazing!”.
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We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2.
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Two year old taunts mom in a humorous dialogue about food, with playful text.
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