Microsoft Outlook AND Teams are down now. lord, forgive me for every time I doubted you. i wasn't f熟.

30 Funny Work Tweets From People Who’ve Done Enough For One Week

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Microsoft probably doesn’t get many requests to take its time fixing something.

Judging by this week’s work tweets, though, a few employees were perfectly willing to wait. Very understanding crowd. Nobody wanted the technicians to rush. Maybe take a lunch first. Come back Monday with fresh eyes.

I get it. There’s something comforting about a work problem you’re completely unqualified to solve. All you can do is remain available, which looks remarkably similar to doing nothing.

That was one bright spot in another week of coworkers, interviews, and trying to sound interested. Fortunately, people found time to tweet about the rest.

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Years ago I worked with a dude that got a new tattoo and it was the rolling stones logo on his neck.
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I love sayin “sounds good” at work when i don't care at all.
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Outlook went down and suddenly thousands of companies discovered that their entire business modelwas.
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It's too late, I sat down on the couch after work, go on without me.
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Dr. hell tweet screenshot about job applications being down and waiting weeks or more, text says: (".
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Going to the gym and grocery store after work is like ok I’ve done everything humanly 12.
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Coworker handed me this: a printed image of a mammoth-like animal on a tablet in a cluttered desk.
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Taking PTO is all about checking your work email with the detached indifference of a callous god.
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Microsoft outlook AND teams are down now. lord, forgive me for every time i doubted you. i wasn't f.
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Describe yourself in three words Me: hardworking, detail-oriented, fergalicious.
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Coworker joke text on a white screen: 'Coworker: do you want to hang out after work? Bro I don't evn.
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The Ginger Swindler tweet: working from home today and being very normal (roasting a pork shoulder,.
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Work event I ran came in $4 under budget; professional woman in a light blue blouse posing with arms.
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My favorite bit at work is giving anyone who makes me laugh an employee of the hour sticker.
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Finding out outlook was down from social media is how I know I be at work bullshittin.
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I have my work crush for our office secret santa gift exchange. I love it when I get a good plotline.
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[Job interview] Executive and Me dialogue about diplomatic lying, awkward honesty, and hiring delays.
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I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude.
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I’m overworked and underpaid Me at work : [image shows a dog in an office chair at a desk with a CPU.
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When I get overstimulated at work I like to take tummy time on my boss’s desk.
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A tweet by Alyssa Limperis on a white background, profile picture left, text: When jobs ask for 3 ye.
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Me at work rn with Outlook down - Taylor Gray at computer with old monitor and colorful screen.
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Tell me about yourself. Me: *slides over a picture of me crying while eating toast*.
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This guy at my work knows a code you can type on the vending machine that makes it moan while itDisp.
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So, we had a meeting at work yesterday. My boss asked, “What steps would you take in case of a fire?.
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Microsoft down yesterday... flights grounded today ... it's been a bad few days for co pilots ha ha.
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How come my kids have their own bedrooms and I have to share a closet with a man who hoards yard.
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Monday tweet about restoring services after incident; Microsoft apology tweet and follow-up note on.
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Adulting is realizing you can't skip work like you skipped classes.
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Not being busy at work is more exhausting than being busy at work.
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