35 Funny Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week (August 1, 2026)
A full week gives Twitter plenty of time to work with, and this one didn’t waste any of it. Somewhere between all the actual news and everyone’s daily chaos, people were still finding time to be funny about absolutely nothing in particular. That’s the whole appeal. The best tweets rarely come from anything important. I went back through the last seven days and pulled the ones that made me stop scrolling and laugh instead of just moving on. All in one place, easy to catch up on if you missed them the first time.
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