35 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (August 2, 2026)
My coffee isn’t fully in my system until I’ve scrolled through Twitter for at least ten minutes, it’s basically become my version of reading the paper in the morning. Except instead of headlines about the economy, I get a woman explaining why she’s suing her horse or someone’s mother texting in all caps about unfollowing her on Instagram.
This week women were especially funny in the best way, and I found myself screenshotting things to save more than usual. Some weeks the funny tweets from women are better than the rest of the timeline, sharper, meaner in a good way, just funnier overall.
I went through and picked out the ones that actually earned a real laugh-out-loud from me.
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