Being in your 40s means more text messages for one-time passcodes.

40 Funny Tweets About Being In Your 40s That Come With Lower Back Pain

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I’m so close to being in my 40s that I can already feel my lower back hurting. I may not be 40 yet, but I’m ready. I’m settling into my age nicely. I care about the thermostat, worry about staying hydrated, and only go to Costco on weekday afternoons. Because, people.

I’m not scared of getting older. I’m trying to welcome it. There are plenty of good things that come with age, like knowing yourself better and no longer feeling obligated to attend every social event you’re invited to.

Being in your 40s is obviously different from being in your 30s. Your body starts making noises, sleep becomes more valuable, and a fun weekend might involve getting one errand done before noon. Thankfully, every new ache and oddly specific preference gives you something else to joke about.

These funny tweets about being over 40 perfectly capture that stage of life where you’re older, wiser, and somehow injured from sleeping.

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Twitter post by Jason about escaping problems by drinking water in your 40s.
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Krista's tweet about being over 40 and cleaning levels related to readers.
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Dad jokes tweet about hiking in your 40s and meeting new people.
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Jon Hansen tweet about having more text messages for passcodes in your 40s.
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Lady Lawya's tweet about turning 40 and googling gallbladder issues.
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Funny tweet about changing the world in 20s and sweatpants in 40s.
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Welcome to your 40s. A new cordless vacuum will excite you now.
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Twitter post about being in your 40s, mentioning older and younger people and age.
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Funny tweet about working hard and playing hard in your 40s.
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Funny tweet about drinking habits in 20s and 40s.
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Screenshot of a tweet about working out in your 40s and still getting fatter.
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Tweet comparing Saturday activities in teens and 40s.
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Childhood toy, favorite bar in 20s-30s, Target in 40s-50s.
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Small talk in your 40s is discussing your last nap and when you'd like to take another.
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Quote about 40s and magic, with a cleaning aisle background.
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Ken Jennings tweet about hobbies in his 20s, 30s, and 40s.
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Welcome to your 40s. You will never again know where that bruise came from.
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Elizabeth Hackett's tweet about early 20s and 40s attitudes.
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Welcome to your 40s - you now think every car has its brights on.
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Funny tweet about eating bread in 20s and gaining weight in 40s.
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Robert Knop's tweet about singing in grocery stores after 40.
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Funny tweet about being over 40 and paying for drinks with a rebate card.
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Quote about dating older women, guys in their 40s talking about women their age.
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In my 40s my definition of an EPIC PARTY is four different cheeses on the antipasto tray.
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Funny tweet about sleep habits at different ages, mentioning sleeping on the floor, futon, couch, or.
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Jessica Valenti tweet about embarrassing moments in your 40s.
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Sophia Benoit's tweet about turning 40 and getting into falconry.
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Elizabeth Hackett's tweet about Friday night in 20s vs 40s.
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Twitter post about late 40s with a humorous tone.
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Twitter post by @TheCatWhisprer about feeling younger than 40.

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Welcome to your 40s. This is the hair style you'll have for the rest of your life.

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Twitter post about yoga in your 40s with the text 'Twist and Shout A Guide to Yoga in Your 40s'.
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Twitter post by @TheCatWhisperer about aging and TV shows.
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Meg's tweet about hair growth and bathroom locations in her 40s.
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Twitter post comparing 20s and 40s with humorous traits.
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Welcome to your 40s. Every restaurant, bar and cool location you used to know is now something else.
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Tweet by The Real Rodney Lacroix about making noises in your 40s.
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Twitter post by mark about turning 40 and finding grey hairs in places without hair.
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Welcome to your 40s. 'Whippersnapper' added to your vocabulary.

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Dad and Buried tweet about movies in your 40s needing coffee and bathroom breaks.
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