35 Of The Funniest Tweets We Saw This Week (September 26, 2026)
The weekend is a great time to discover how many things I should’ve been doing during the week. There’s laundry on my bedroom floor that I’ve been stepping over since Tuesday, and a grocery list on my counter that just says “something for dinner.”
I’ll get to all of it. Eventually. But first, I’m going to sit down for five minutes and look at funny things strangers said online. That feels like a reasonable way to spend a Saturday, especially since the laundry has already waited this long. Another day. Or two, or three won’t hurt.
Here are the funniest tweets we saw this week.
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