35 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (September 27, 2026)
I did nothing this weekend, and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. The older I get, the more I prefer staying in over going out. It’s expensive to leave the house, and once I get home, I usually decide I should’ve stayed there in the first place.
Give me a good book, a comfortable spot on the couch, and absolutely no reason to put on real pants. Or I could skip the book and catch up on the funniest tweets from women this week. That’s reading too, as far as I’m concerned. My screen time report might disagree, but it wasn’t invited to spend Sunday with me.
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