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22 Funny Midterm Election Tweets To Read Between Unwanted Campaign Texts

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Nate ArmbrusterByNate Armbruster

The midterm election is tomorrow. You probably already know that. Even if you don’t, you’ve probably gotten an unsolicited text from a campaign begging for money. I don’t have much cash to go around, so I leave them on read.

I know it’s kind of hard to avoid when trying to fundraise, but I don’t think texting me for a 5th time is gonna make me more likely to donate. I don’t even round up at the drive-thru window when they ask me if I want to. Sorry, kids.

Elections are stressful because everyone is bombarded with truly bananas messaging on every platform from TV to Twitter. Under all that stress and pressure is a sense of humor, and that’s where the funniest jokes come from. Per usual, Twitter has a comment for everything midterm-related.

These funny tweets are the best ones for reading while you wait in line to vote. If we could, a sticker would be included.

1.

Tomorrow is Election Day and I have no idea who’s even running for president.
via twitter

2.

Need to leave out milk and cookies for him.
via twitter

3.

These political ads are making me miss Liberty Liberty. That’s where we are.
via twitter

4.

Janel Comeau tweet about US midterm election coverage, Canadian perspective, texting an old friend,.
via twitter

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Aaron Rupar tweet: every significant American election be like – image showing a dog with caption 'P.
via twitter

6.

When you vote you should get a bar code that you input into your TV and it turns off political ads.
via twitter

7.

Relapsed (paid attention to polls and early voter chatter) - Amanda tweeting with a man in white在室內對.
via twitter

8.

I need to see about 4,000 more political ads and I think I'll be ready to make my decision.
via twitter

9.

If you’re stressed out about the midterms, try impulse buying a 14lb serrano ham.
via twitter

10.

Sundae_Girl tweet: Canadians are watching our elections the way you watch your drunk neighbor tolaer.
via twitter

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Man, I don’t know who I’m going to vote for…I wish 700 random numbers would text me and tell me who来.
via twitter

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Josh Billinson tweet: Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout] The president:Have.
via twitter

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Douglas A. Boneparth tweet: The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text message.
via twitter

15.

When you're so ready for this election cycle to be over and then realize the 2028 primaries begin in.
via twitter

16.

I don't know who is getting paid to send out these political ads via text message, but on behalf of了.
via twitter

17.

When I wake up on November 4th and don’t have to see any more political ads or text messages.
via twitter

18.

Tom Downey tweet: "I'm voting for the next candidate who outlaws the constant political texts and 0n.
via twitter

19.

I’m so anxious for tomorrow I can barely get any work done.
via twitter

20.

Playing vitamin c’s graduation and reflecting on: - oyster farmer withdraws from ballot - two dan s.
via twitter

21.

If I send you this not only am I flaking on plans but I’ve coordinated new plans with the opp.
via twitter

22.

Grace Panetta tweet about understanding the US House, comparing it to a giant high school with half-.
via twitter
Nate Armbruster

Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.