Has anyone told you how beautiful you are today? No. Better luck tomorrow.

35 Awkward Text Exchanges That Caused Immediate Secondhand Embarrassment

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I’ve never sent a text and immediately thrown my phone across the room, but I have gently placed it face down like it was about to deliver medical results.

Usually, the message is fine. I’ve just decided that “thanks!” sounded desperate and “thanks” would’ve sounded hostile.

Then I read exchanges like these and feel considerably better about my situation. Some people are out here sending messages that would make me change phone carriers. The confidence required to hit send is impressive. The decision to follow up is beyond my comprehension.

These awkward text exchanges gave me secondhand embarrassment, which feels unfair. I wasn’t even involved, and now I need to take a walk.

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Don't you trust me? Why should I? All the boys I've dated were dogs Meow.
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Alyssa Tinder Goth Girl conversation: i thought you said you liked me; You told me you stabbed your.
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The neighbor's kids challenged us for a water fight. I'm in. Just waiting for the water to boil.
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Has anyone told you how beautiful you are today? Better luck tomorrow.
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Wow Your beautiful You look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era i’m sorry?? the what Yk,​‑.
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Did you sleep yet? Like 4 hours. Damn. I'm so sorry. How do you function like that? Pure hate.
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I need a relationship advice Break up Atleast listen to me first.
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Okay you have been rotting in bed for way too long. I’m taking you out tonight with a sniper I hope.
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Replied to your story with a crying emoji image and chat bubbles saying: come over i'll get u pregnа.
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Babe i'll call you at 9.
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Hey what's up. Eating, you? Wishing that message had no punctuation. What.
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Hey yo You single? Hold up I’m still looking at your pictures Nah I’m taken.
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Why u single? My boyfriend passed away 5 months ago. Oh sorry. Did u do it? It’s fine. Tf? Bro what?.
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2 Da Top audio recording message screenshot; conversation shows asking about sound and a request not.
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I think ur hot. that’s kinda crazy bc i actually think you’re hot. do u wanna hug @ school tmw. my h.
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Screenshot of a dark chat conversation: blue message bubbles say “Don’t forget my charger” and “Did你.
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When was your birthday? January. Ahh, you're an aquarium.
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I miss you so much i cant wait to see u again.
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How much do u luv me; A lot; Please stop; I feel like I’m in a relationship with a teenager.
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So can we talk? Us Talk about what? Why do you wanna talk about the United States?.
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You could start an argument in an empty room do you know that.
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Hey - How you doing? Im good chillin - How u? I'm good - Why are you telling ppl I'm ya baby father.
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Send me a pic lol woman standing in a tan dress outside with her arms outstretched.
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You can open up to me any time okaye fine idrk how to explain it it’s just i wish i was dead why the.
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Yo You at work? Yeah Delivered Good. Hope you get some overtime today .
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Replied to your story: a dimly lit dinner table with candles, place settings, and a note on the menu.
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Imagine this... I live with my boyfriend for almost 3 years, splitting the rent for the apartment, $.
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Get ready baby. Cause I’m picking you up. Stay home b tch. Asking all these questions.
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You need to find God; dark background with blue chat bubbles saying 'Happy National Bf Day' and 'we.
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I want you; Heyy; Wyd; I’ll put you under my health insurance.
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I wish you liked me back. Your gf does. Don’t bring her up. I’m talking about us. Why don’t you like.
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How can someone believe in Santa ?? Bro you believed she is busy for 10 hours.
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Like in the manliest way possible; i need u or i’m gonna cry ❤️; how i like my men.
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Why u text me 1 time a day like i’m a vitamin.
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