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23 Funny Tweets About The Daily Struggle Of Feeding Yourself

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Nate ArmbrusterByNate Armbruster

I like cooking. I also like opening the fridge, looking directly at the groceries I bought to cook with, and deciding there’s nothing to eat. Sometimes I’ll open the freezer next, just to give the house a chance to make a counteroffer.

The part of feeding myself I’m best at is buying the ingredients. At the store, I’m a guy who’s going to make a sauce on Wednesday. By Wednesday, I’m eating shredded cheese out of the bag while I wait for the oven to preheat. By the time it’s preheated, I’m a little less hungry and a lot less interested in doing dishes. This is my daily struggle.

These funny tweets are for anyone who’s ever had a snack while deciding what to make for dinner.

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Beyoncé fine cousin tweet about price of chicken, adulting buying one pack for $11.58 vs $11.17.
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Adulting is cooking something and it not tasting the best but you eat it anyways because you bought.
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Nobody told me that being an adult meant spending every day trying to figure out what to make for d'.
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and see the pot.
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Person tweets "Really doing well with this whole adult cooking thing." with a burnt toast sandwich.
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Being an adult is ripping your raw spaghetti in half before cooking with absolutely zero remorse.
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Being an adult is inviting a friend over to cook dinner with but then they cook with your salad and你.
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When your mom doesn’t cook you dinner - person using a fork to eat a small piece of food from a fork.
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How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong.
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How was your day, honey? Me: Definitely didnt use your hair straightener to try & cook a gridd.
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I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again".
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Ya cooking is healthy & cheap. But u have to go to the store to get ingredients to make at ur apartm.
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Cooking like an adult: putting your frozen chicken nuggets in the oven instead of the microwave.
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Adult culture is standing in the bathroom half asleep and then remembering you had to watch the rice.
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Allow food to sit for five minutes before consuming. Me: No.
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Hello 911 [smoke alarm] so you can't microwave aluminium foil?.
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Quote: I'm not qualified to be an adult. I ate cookies too close to dinnertime and.
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Liz tweets about mom cooking dinner every night and the struggle with different kid preferences.
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Adulting means saying no to dinner invites because it’s the last possible day you can cook the food.
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I eat whatever I want, tell myself it's healthy, and let the placebo effect do the rest.
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You ever just eat a bunch of vending machine snacks and call it dinner? #adulting.
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Nate Armbruster

Nate is a writer and stand-up comedian living in Chicago. He enjoys finding the internet’s funniest corners so you don’t have to.