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30 Times Customers Found Something Funnier Than The Total On Their Receipt

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I have a bad habit of not looking at the receipt, especially when we’re out to dinner. I just hand over my card and trust that everything worked out. Probably smart to make sure we’re paying for what our table actually ordered, but I’m comfortable treating dinner like a financial trust fall.

Occasionally, I do check and notice they forgot to ring us up for something. Our lucky day. Nothing improves a meal quite like finding out the mozzarella sticks were complimentary.

After seeing these funny receipts, though, I might start checking every time. There could be a hidden message or a joke on there, and I’ve been throwing it away without reading it. All this time, I thought the entertainment ended when someone at the table tried to figure out the tip.

1. Out For Mother’s Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill

Receipt showing Subtotal 54.00, We’ll Behaved Kids -5.00, After Discount 49.00, Tax 2.45, Total 51.?.
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2. Most Receipts Just Say Something Like “Have A Nice Day!” Or “Thank You For Your Business”

Cafe S receipt showing date 12/19/2011, item Carrot & Ginger Soup, subtotal $5.25, tax $0.45, total.
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3. I Was Given The Ability To Control What Gets Printed On The Receipts At The Doughnut Shop Where I Work. This Is The First Thing I Did

Cash Payment 5.00, Total Payments 3.55, Total Tips 0.00, Balance Due 0.00, Thank you! Freshest Donut.
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4. Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today

CUSTOMER COPY I Solemnly Swear I Will Pay For This Sl t Miss You Already.
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5. This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop’s Receipt

Printed receipt from Legend Comics & Coffee with barcode and message: You've purchased something...,.
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6. Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday

Receipt image showing payment amount 22.00, tip 4.66, total 26.60 with printed text 'MY GRANDFATHER'.
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7. My Restaurant’s Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given

Brunchy bagels receipt with total due and quote by Mitch Hedberg.
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8. My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint

Customer receipt showing a hamburger, freshman fries, straight fries, a shake, and a Best T-Shirt; -.
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9. My Local Sushi Joint Adds “Love” Onto Your Bill

Table 47, items include Tea, Juice, Spicy Dyna Soy Cone, Banana Roll, Magic Steak, Red.
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10. My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt

Steak ’n Shake No:11 receipt text including customer HIGH AS FLK, Amanda W, 11/6/2011 1:38:27 AM, 1/.
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11. My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message

I agree to pay the above total amount pursuant to the card issuer agreement. Fare thee well, dear to.
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12. Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant

Receipt image showing a humorous message: 'What did the nut say when it was chasin the other nut? I.
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13. Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct

Haiku appears on a receipt with items and a note beneath: haiku's are easy but sometimes they don't,.
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14. I Think I’m Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now

Receipt image showing Chicken Pesto Pasta, subtotal 7.95, total 8.98, note about tips to fund the 'k.
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15. My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic

KERRI 11/03/2015 Table 2/6 Guests: 14 Reprint #: 1 House Pinot Grigio (2 @5.00) 10.00 STELLL.
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16. My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot

ASCII art hacker printer figure warning text; 'YOUR PRINTER HAS BEEN OWNED'.
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17. This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys

Receipt image showing amount $10.00, card issuer agreement text, phone wallet keys note, Customer –.
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18. Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish

Receipt showing items and totals with suggested tip calculation and a closing line MUCHAS GRASSY A.
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19. This Receipt My Dad Found

Funny receipt note about Christmas tip and misbehaving child, wrap empty boxes, do not listen, time‑.
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20. The Note On This Car Was Receipt

Receipt showing cashier Nancy, items: Executive Wash $44.99, Manager Discount $10, subtotal $34.99,税.
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21. This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt

Receipt from Byron showing items: Mac & Cheese Balls, Salted Caramel Shake, Warm Malt, plus a circed.
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22. My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It

Pokemon Sun & Moon is out 11/18 - CATCH it at midnight!.
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23. Yo Mama Joke On Receipts

Receipt photo showing burgers, toppings, and a joke about pregnancy and lipstick.
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24. I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months

Funny receipt showing $3.00 off offer and a stack of blinds or slats nearby.
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25. My Receipt Has A Taco Cat

Receipt from Dont Look Back; items listed with prices, subtotal, tax, total, balance due.
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26. I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me

Receipt image showing sale totals, credit totals, invoice total 1453.05, driver and customer signs,.
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27. Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”

Main Dining Room 103 Dine-in, Crazy Linda receipt, 13-Nov-2019 10:59:06A, includes Fountain/S.
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28. I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt

Achi Appakadai receipt showing multiple dishes and a highlighted line reading 'curies mild as dey r_.
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29. Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott

Customer receipt showing 1 order: 10 WINGS with HOT, RANCH, EXTRA CRISPY, EXTRA WET, THAT'S WHAT SHE.
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30. Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt

KOREANA RESTAURANT receipt showing Kim Jong-un(happy) 12-23-2014 08:46.
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