15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Kick your week up a notch by reading these fantastic tweets. Bam!
https://twitter.com/SamuelMoen/status/602306532190003200
Florida's state bird is an unsupervised 2 year old just wearing a diaper.
— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) June 29, 2015
There is nothing more irritating than the sound of children having fun.
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) June 16, 2015
https://twitter.com/frenchielaboozi/status/619269280845197313
If you leave me a voicemail it better just be you roaring like the dinosaur you are.
— Erik Allen (@Erik_Allen) June 12, 2015
https://twitter.com/kimholcomb/status/618098765111656448
https://twitter.com/MaryKoCo/status/618945924006449152
What I don't know about sports could fill a baseball rink
— Christopher Sweet (@kingofalltweets) June 13, 2015
https://twitter.com/quintywinties/status/618859567271804928
https://twitter.com/TheThomason/status/616445414317776896
Before asking someone what they do for a living, remember that there is an evil Batman villain whose whole power is annoying questions.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) July 5, 2015
It's not interrupting if the person talking is saying something dumb.
— elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) July 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/RexHuppke/status/617746668973391872
Crazy coincidence how everyone’s soulmate is roughly as attractive as them
— Michael Dawson (@michaeljdawson) June 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/status/538766679023841280