15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Just because it’s Monday doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a break. Please enjoy these hilarious and relaxing tweets.
Red Lobster, day 23. Endless shrimp. They bring them in buckets & barrels. The ground is thick with husks. Our phones have been confiscated.
— Jessie 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) September 26, 2013
https://twitter.com/thetigersez/status/672487023748341760
https://twitter.com/henryjonesson/status/547979447182577665
I'm off to start my new life. pic.twitter.com/FjzCErZHnC
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 27, 2015
What if Adele was calling from inside the house?!
— Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) December 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/sammontgomery/status/671132079145529344
It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
— Enrique Shockwave (@UNDEADTRESOR) December 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/AaronFullerton/status/345202165150806016
https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status/656255350618853376
Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) February 23, 2015
We keep just enough print magazines around so romantic comedy characters can have a job.
— Michael Green (@andmichaelgreen) November 6, 2015
A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 19, 2014
https://twitter.com/BackrowSeats/status/573575229676650496
Fact: Bernie's full name is Bertnernie Sanders.
— Lynn Bixenspan (@lynnbixenspan) September 17, 2015
https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/392904963669520384