22 People Who Probably Aren’t Voting Today

Honestly, you’d have to be a complete idiot not to vote. Like, a complete and utter moron. I mean, really really stupid. As stupid as…

22. This idiot who definitely doesn’t feel like it’s her civic duty to vote.

21. Whatever knuckle-dragging moron did this clearly doesn’t think they need to vote.

20. This dimwit definitely won’t be voting or going to UPS.

19. This dummy is probably doing us a favor by steering clear of the polls.

18. This simpleton clearly can’t vote as they’re suffering from a serious illness.

17. We can only pray that this bean-carrying individual never votes.

16. Omar won’t be voting because he has too many hablagations.

15. A woman who is far too concerned with the life of evening boys won’t be making it a priority to vote.

14. This nitwit, who will never get the answer to their very important question, won’t be voting.

13. A bonehead who will be too busy paying for expensive halls to vote.

12. This ignoramus will be far too distracted by DiCaprio’s latest works to even think about voting.

11. We can only ‘a soon’ this person will not be voting.

10. Obviously, this idiot won’t be voting because he has a serious toddler ant problem.

9. This dumbass who clearly has a bias against pasta sauces probably won’t vote.

8. This floozy has too many Aarons to worry about their civic duty.

7. Please god, do not let Maria’s friend vote.

6. This girl has too many alphets to try on and no time to vote.

5. Let’s hope this dunce doesn’t vote and spread all of his ray bees.

4. This pinhead pastry-enthusiast won’t be voting anytime soon.

3. This person is far too wrapped up in familial incense to vote.

2. This individual is very biased about specific births and won’t be voting.

1. And finally, this person who may or may not be a cannibal should probably just stay home today.