A Model’s Cat Gets Sprayed By Skunks In Her Yard, So She Goes To War With Them

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Raccoons get a lot of crap for being mischievous scavengers, but skunks are a thousand times worse. They have all of the ingenuity of raccoons, but also spray concentrated fart water that smells worse than cat piss and bong water combined.

Recently, retired model Melissa Stetten’s cat had a run-in with some of these pungent prowlers when they dug their way into her yard.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137863293337346049

Though the cat is now fine, Melissa quickly decided to work the problem.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137863884868427777

They drew first blood. They are not retreating. This is war.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137864599816904704

This should do the trick.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137865239364456449

Or not.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137865849568546816

And after a bit of research…

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137866183401541632

Boom. You’re finished. Game over.

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137928991279464449

LOL JK

https://twitter.com/MelissaStetten/status/1137962467185766400

Determination triumphs. Humanity: 1 Skunks: 0

I’d just like to add here at the end that I had a cat get sprayed once. I used this and it worked really well.

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Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome

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