“Schitt’s Creek” Jokes Almost As Perfect As The Show Itself (21 Tweets)
First of all, let me start off by saying if you haven’t watched Shitt’s Creek yet you need to get your god damn life in order. Stop what you are doing immediately and catch up. Then come back and enjoy these amazing jokes.
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Alexis Rose Michelangelo’s
saying “David” David— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) September 21, 2019
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Most people aren’t brave enough to share this picture of our lord and savior on their social media. pic.twitter.com/a5svcSQAwi
— Queen L’Antifa (@WStuartross) January 17, 2019
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Ok guys, hear me out…… pic.twitter.com/UDJo9iWRF1
— Mrs Phil Perry MBE (@MrsPhilPerry) July 8, 2019
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King David: *plays a regular, non secret chord
The Lord: pic.twitter.com/mwL3QBHuwW
— tyler (@tylerkend12) September 14, 2019
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cherry wine by hozier but every time he says “cherry wine” it’s replaced with the full audio from moira rose’s fruit wine commercial
— biggest clown at the circus (@leafsbian) July 2, 2019
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“Hi! I’m Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do…” @SchittsCreek @danjlevy #bingolingfucker pic.twitter.com/DjzpRcDofN
— Joe Crimmings (@jrcrimmings) July 20, 2019
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Does anyone else bark commands at Alexa in the voice of Moira Rose from Schitts Creek? pic.twitter.com/EcmTFD2SXE
— John Whaite (@John_Whaite) September 26, 2019
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David and Alexis. https://t.co/HUZFlhzQ0Z
— Jonathan Stamper-Halpin🏳️🌈 (@Joda308) September 19, 2019
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Let’s Go To The Mall walked so A Little Bit Alexis could speed off in a Lamborghini (vroom vroom, bitches)
— [purple devil face emoji] [winky face emoji] (@Neil_McNeil) May 5, 2019
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Therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: Ew, David
Therapist: No.
— Austin (@Austaur) July 19, 2019
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Is your child texting about Schitt’s Creek?
LOL = LOVER OF (WINE), (NOT) LABELS
WYD = WHO’S YOUR DAVID?
WTF = WHEN TO FOLD (IN THE CHEESE)
WTH = WHEN(DID) TED (GET) HOT!?
LMAO = LOVE ME AN OLIVE (BRANCH)
STFU = SIMPLY THE FUCKING(BEST) UNIT
JK = JAZZAGALS KINGDOM— Marisa Crane (@marisabcrane) October 30, 2019
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Moira and Johnny have three children! David, Alexis and Stevie! And I won’t hear anything different! #SchittsCreek
— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) May 17, 2019
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watching the episode of schitts creek where patrick sings simply the best to david because i need extra serotonin today
— idiot babe (wholesome nice girl) (@goldfishbabe101) August 21, 2019
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I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit. I’m a little bit… lalalalalalala. A little bit Alexis https://t.co/0kVJxs5yUA
— Michael Daniels (@MichaelDaniels_) August 11, 2019
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Would pay an obscene amount of money for a 10 minute scene where Alexis Rose meets Jenna Maroney.
— sam greisman (@SAMGREIS) March 9, 2019
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me when i have one thing to do in a day pic.twitter.com/UFE5cBFYGv
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) April 5, 2019
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Me watching Schitt’s Creek:
“Oh! I have that same lawn chair!… Oh. I have that same lawn chair the set designer chose to emphasize the tacky state of the town.”
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) November 3, 2019
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My favourite part of the new Madonna video is that she’s played by Moira Rose. #MadameX @SchittsCreek pic.twitter.com/xXwQjGm7MG
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) April 25, 2019
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Remember how Patrick had to escape a whole ass hometown because the thought of marrying someone was suffocating and how when he moved to schitt’s creek he thought it would probably be temporary and how he realized David makes him feel right and then they got married cuz I don’t
— q ✡ (@35and12) November 18, 2019
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Glad to see H&M has finally come out with a line of Johnny Rose-inspired nightshirts pic.twitter.com/uD5TFNaE3W
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) June 26, 2019
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— Schitt’s Creek (@SchittsCreek) November 15, 2019