We All Have Rough Days, I’m Just Glad That Today It’s Them, Not Me (25 Pics)
S**t happens. Like, a lot.
So chances are it’ll be your turn to take the brunt of it at some point. That’s why it’s important to enjoy the times when it’s happening to someone else.
Funny fails are only hilarious with a little perspective…
1. Got back to the hotel after working 12hrs… to find that they bagged all our stuff into a trash bag and gave our (paid for) room away. Thanks, Choice Hotels.
2. The first Halloween in my new neighborhood and didn’t get a single Trick or Treater.
3. My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.
4. My husband tried to apologize for some stuff by making me a candlelit bath…The glass container was um…a little too spicy for the plastic bathtub.
5. Tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone “cotton swab”. Guess who’s in urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?
6. Checked into the last room available late last night in the middle of nowhere.
7. Fell asleep while heating up some mac n cheese.
8. Returning what belongs to you. Regards, The Ocean.
9. My 20-year-old tree planted when I was born got uprooted in a wind storm back home last night.
10. I dropped the sea monkeys on moving day.
11. I need this for school. I don’t have the money for a new one.
12. Mcdonald’s left a label in my burger.
13. My wife tried to clean my cast iron. How much alimony should I get?
14. My shower was leaking so I tried to see if I could fix it. I broke it instead.
15. My car is on the other side of this group of assholes. Send help.
16. When you forget it’s paving day.
17. My boss gave me these gloves for ”welding” after my old ones burned, I asked him for new ones…
18. WTF is wrong with our world? Island of styrofoam off the coast of Honduras.
19. There was an attempt…
20. I went to get my haircut from my mom who, hours earlier, said she went to the eye doctor and wasn’t sure if she could see properly to do it but later on assured me she could.
21. Moved out with my GF for the first time 26 days ago. now here’s the chart of who’s suing who…
22. Heavy rains last night made my wall 3-D
23. The worst.
24. Amazon delivered me an empty package that wasn’t even sealed, no game today…
25. Just got stung by a wasp and I have a job interview later today… can’t even talk right.
