30 People Who Very Much Want You To Know They Totally Had Sex
No one likes a braggart, especially when it comes to sex. We get it, you have sex, but there’s no reason to shout it from the rooftops or post about it online.
Although it is pretty funny to see how many people overshare their business when no one asked. These people DEFINITELY want everyone to know that they have sex.
1. “Sir this is a Doordash”
2. “Even in handbag reviews, there’s no escape.”
3. “For your next anniversary”
4. “My friend wanted to brag about a blowjob. I had not even messaged him since this morning.”
5. “Posted by a guy I went to high school with, putting him in his mid 30s. Outstanding.”
6. “It’s 1am FFS”
7. “The girl in the dorm next to me has her boyfriend over today. She hasn’t stopped talking about how they’re going to be ‘really loud’ today.”
8. “On a post about someone finding an unopened Playstation in the attic of his dead grandfather.”
9. “All I wanted to know was if we could play some video games…”
10. “So we get it. You have a job”
11. “Hate when people underestimate the condoms I use in a night smh”
12. “They had the sex”
13. “Felt like this belonged here”
14. “Only two months…”
15. “The reply says it all”
16. “A guy I haven’t spoken to in a while decided to celebrate New Years with me”
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18. “Sex is having”
19. “Thanks for the info dude.”
20. “I have an active sex life”
21. “Immediately left swiped”
22. “My friend’s dog just died”
23. “Found one in the wild. I guess it’s only good after sex.”
24. “Valentine’s Day sex TMI”
25. “TMI sis”
26. “The Clappening”
27. “Desperate is an understatement”
28. “Saw this on twitter this morning, can’t believe some people are actually like this.”
29. “My friend after inviting him over.”
30. “‘Getting stuff’ Nothing like the good ol’ act tough but keep it PG for the kids”
