35 Funny Marriage Tweets That Hit Close To Home For Married Folks This Week (August 5, 2024)

For better or worse, in sickness or in health, for as long as we both shall keep stuffing full garbage cans further and further hoping the other person takes it out.

140 characters may not seem like a lot when it comes to describing a marriage, but these lawfully-wedded folks sure seem to have figured out how to air their marital dirty laundry on Twitter.

Enjoy this week’s funniest selection of marriage tweets.

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