50 Hilarious Brand New Sentences We Hope We Never Actually Hear Again
Somewhere out there, a person typed “the raccoons have unionized” with full seriousness.
That’s the magic of r/BrandNewSentence—moments when language breaks, reorganizes itself, and somehow makes perfect, awful sense.
Here’s another batch of sentences that probably shouldn’t exist, but absolutely do.
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