35 Funniest Parenting Tweets From Comedian Moms And Dads This Week (August 23, 2025)
It’s the first week of school, which means backpacks are mysteriously already falling apart, somebody’s lost a water bottle, and you’ve been asked to send in six glue sticks for reasons you’ll never fully understand. The house smells faintly of fresh pencils and panic.
On one hand, it’s nice to have the kids back in a routine, with at least a few hours of quiet built into the day. On the other, you’re once again trapped in the cycle of packing lunches, signing forms you don’t remember agreeing to, and pretending to understand “new math.”
It’s a messy, bittersweet reset—equal parts relief and exhaustion. But hey, at least you can count on these parenting tweets to make you laugh while you hide in the carpool lane.
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