30 Strange Secondhand Listings That Defy Explanation
I’ve scrolled through enough thrift shops, garage sales, flea markets, and Facebook Marketplace listings to know there’s no limit to what people will try to resell.
One minute it’s a perfectly fine dresser, the next it’s a “used coffin” for sale. Whatever that means. These listings are the kind of secondhand finds that truly defy explanation.
1. “I Found This Today At A Flea Market And Couldn’t Help Laughing!”
2. “$2.99 At Goodwill”
3. “Anyone Want Floor Burritos?”
4. “Keep On Truckin’”
5. “I Didn’t Buy It. Think I Should Have Bought It?”
6. “The Eiffel Cower”
7. “Antique Dolls For Sale. Sometimes They Move But Psalms 91 Calms Them Down”
8. “Sperm Bank?”
9. “Well If That Ain’t A Good Deal, I Don’t Know What Is!”
10. “Big Bird. Definitely Cursed”
11. “I Regret Leaving Without This”
12. “I Present To You: The Funniest Sign I’ve Ever Seen At An Antique Shop”
13. “Someone In Pennsylvania Is Still Deciding If They Want A Career In Art Or In Serial K—ing”
14. “From A Local Buy And Sell Group”
15. “Now With Real Rap Sounds!”
16. “Found On Facebook Marketplace”
17. “Gently Used Casket”
18. “My Heart Says Buy It, But My Mind Says No”
19. “Mcdonalds Playplace For Sale”
20. “Found These Playing Cards At The Thrift Store Today”
21. “Hello, We Are Here For Your Soul”
22. “Found This….. Whatever It Is”
23. “Not What I Expected To Find At Goodwill”
24. “Bought This Beautiful Shirt At A Deseret Industries Thrift Store Near My Area. Gonna Use It As Pajamas Lmao”
25. “I Give You Da Bearbulance”
26. “Stanced Out Grocery Cart With Underglow”
27. “I Guess His Name Is Gum Parker?”
28. “Rusty ‘Trempling’ For $400 Has Me Shook”
29. “Found This Terrifying Children’s Book At A Sale Today”
30. “Goodwill Is Selling Some Preschooler’s Papier Mache Project For $3”
