25 Funny Marriage Tweets From This Week That Put the “Real” In Real Love (October 3, 2025)
Real love isn’t just grand gestures and romantic getaways. Most of the time, it looks like fighting over the thermostat, stealing fries off your partner’s plate, and arguing about who gets up to see what that weird noise was. Marriage is messy, hilarious, and painfully relatable, which is exactly why the internet never runs out of jokes about it.
This week’s funniest marriage tweets capture married life perfectly, proving that “for better or worse” usually means “for laughter or louder laughter.”
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