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“I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.” – Jon Stewart While these comments may not reach the level of Jon Stewart, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12….

“I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.” – Jon Stewart While these comments may not reach the level of Jon Stewart, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12….

“He is simply a hole in the air.” – George Orwell While these comments may not reach the level of George Orwell, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18.

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.” – George Orwell While these comments may not reach the level of George Orwell, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11….

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West While these comments may not reach the level of Mae West, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16….

“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain’t nothing can beat teamwork.” – Mark Twain While these comments may not reach the level of Mark Twain, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7….

“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Ludwig van Beethoven talking trash to another composer  While these comments may not reach the level of Beethoven, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10….

“I like your opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Ludwig van Beethoven talking trash to another composer  While these comments may not reach the level of Beethoven, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10….

“If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” – Kurt Vonnegut While these comments may not reach the level of Kurt Vonnegut, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13….

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” – Dolly Parton While these comments may not reach the level of Dolly Parton, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17….

“What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” – The Principal in Billy Madison While these comments may not reach the level…

“I don’t approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.” – Jon Stewart While these comments may not reach the level of Jon Stewart, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12….

“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” —Rose (Betty White) While these comments may not reach the level of the late, great Betty White, we have to say they reach the level of the best comments this week! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6….