Guy Gets Wrong Number Text Directly From Crazy Town
The poor woman who sent these texts to a wrong number clearly has a lot of baggage… [via]
The poor woman who sent these texts to a wrong number clearly has a lot of baggage… [via]

HE EARNED IT – GIVE THAT PUP THE FOOD ALREADY! via
Sometimes when you’re parenting, it’s just easier to tell a little lie… [via reddit]

Now that’s impressive… via
When this Craigslist ad included a stick of ‘butter for scale,’ the ensuing email exchange immediately became awesome… [via]

Someone edited Shia’s motivational speech to deliver the exact opposite message. Warning: loud volume. via
Eugen Mirman is a stand-up comedian (and also the voice of Gene on Bob’s Burgers). Recently, he visited Portsmouth, NH, where he received a parking ticket. Here is his full-newspaper response… [via]

Work it! via
Tumblr offers its unique insight into the history of the universe…
This girl went to a party event with her friends. By coincidence her newly dyed green hair resulted in some amazing photos at the event’s green-screen photobooth… [photos by Poseybooth]
Most Snapchats are destined to be discarded. Thankfully, these were plucked from the eternal abyss with the help of a trusty screenshot… [via distractify]

Wait for it… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Y8IU6st5E via

This bizarre movie plot could only be conceived, funded and produced in Japan… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7k112vDJgk via
It’s time for another thrilling and frightening visit to the REAL WORLD through the eyes of Tumblr users…

Watch these puppies grow up before your eyes as they run for dinner throughout their first 11 months of life… [via]
Layla is a one-year-old little girl who lives in Illinois. Due to a small cataract in one of her eyes, she has to wear an eyepatch for a few hours a day. Thankfully, her dad Geoffrey Grubbs helps make the medical solution a little more fun with these eye patch improvements. [via mashable]

I feel for this guy…I went to Japan once and tried to ask for directions in Japanese and the woman very politely laughed at me. via
This Redditor says, “My older brother took a nap at work after staying up all night to watch NBA finals. His coworkers took a picture of him and decided to have fun with it.”

If you have 30 minutes, you really should watch this over-the-top cop movie… via
This chemistry teacher says, “A student of mine wrote down things I said throughout the year and then presented them to me. I honestly don’t remember saying some of these things.”

This is an anxiety-inducing one minute… via
John Squires and artist Frank Browning teamed up to dream up these fake Ben and Jerry’s flavors for horror movies. [via dangerous minds/incredible things]
Unfortunately, asking for Photoshop help from strangers on the Internet almost never goes as planned. This guy just wanted a simple fix for his Eiffel Tower photo… [via reddit]
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Here’s a fun (and odd) commercial for Flying Horse Energy Drink… via