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Almost all comments online shouldn’t be made, but some of them are cursed comments. A comment that makes you log off for the day. An arrangement of words that makes you want to take a hot shower and go to bed. These comments. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12….

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” —Billy Wilder 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. HONORABLE LATE SUBMISSIONS More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll make an exception.” – Groucho Marx 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. HONORABLE MENTION: More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.” —Shane Richie 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. Bonus anti-vaxx roast More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.’” —Sheila Lee 1. Response to an anti-vaxxer… 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans…

“If my dog looked like you I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backward.” – The Sandlot 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. BONUS ROAST OF THE NY POST More comments from the Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.” – George Carlin 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. BONUS old comment that’s been making the rounds again: More funny comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18….

I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. – Dennis Wholey 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. BONUS COMMENT: More comments from our Pleated-Jeans…

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 17. 18. 19. 20. 21.

You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. – Mitch Hedberg 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: Funny Baseball Name Edition. Your grandfather’s name +…

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. – Caroline Rhea 1. 2.   3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” –Isaac Asimov 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. – David Letterman 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. More comments from our Pleated-Jeans community: 16. 17. 18. 19. 20.