Jeff Wysaski
When you break up with someone:
When someone on Facebook is fishing for compliments:
When you’re in the club with a friend:
When your arm falls asleep and you try to use it:
When someone tricks you into watching a gross video:
When you’re obviously joking, but someone thinks you’re being serious:
When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give you homework:
When you read the ingredients of your favorite junk food:
When your lips are chapped and you don’t have chapstick:
When you go to the bathroom after someone else:
When you were little and your mom yelled, “Who wants ice cream?”:
When someone gives a really boring speech:
When your friend introduces you to someone for the first time, then leaves for a phone call:
When an update requires you to restart the computer:
When your friend gets a weird new haircut:
When you touch the bathroom doorknob and it’s wet:
When you’re almost done with a book and you realize there aren’t enough pages left for all the things that need to happen:
When your parents served you food you didn’t like:
When you step on a LEGO:
