15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

15 tweets to make you smile and brighten your day.

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20 responses to 15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

    1. To “round them up” is to bring all the people together. But instead the dude “rounded up” to the nearest 100. So, 384 was rounded up to 400.

      Just the same phrase meaning two different things.

  1. Actually those symptoms could bra result of high carbon monoxide, which begs the question— why is the alarm going off inte first place?? Think people, think!

  2. I swear to fucking Christ, if I have to hear Hillary say “momentous” or “historical” in reference to her having a danger-taco one more time and I’ll vote for Trump just to watch it all burn to the ground.

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