You don’t have the time or patience to poke around Amazon all day looking for cool stuff to buy. And we need money to pay for our billionaire playboy lifestyles. So here are the best deals we could find and shamelessly promote on Pleated Jeans today.
FTC mandated notice: We may receive some portion of the sales made on this list. We’re gonna use it to buy an Emmy. Oh yeah, the award show is fake you just buy those.
1. A horse head squirrel feeder because… yes.
You don’t really need a reason, do you? As a bonus, it’ll really make your mother in law laugh so hard she’ll forget to be passive aggressive to you.