the onion

• Stupid People

  Just 26 Gullible People Who Were Fooled By Onion Headlines

  

  ByMike Primavera March 25, 2019November 21, 2019

• God Losing Ground in Polls as 2010 Deity Election Approaches

  ByJeff Wysaski March 12, 2010

• Local Boy Locates Waldo in the Land of Fabulous Flying Carpets

  ByJeff Wysaski September 18, 2009
• News

  Men, It’s About Time We Hunted Down the Swamp Monster

  ByJeff Wysaski June 26, 2009February 18, 2019
• News

  On This Day In History – June 9th

  ByJeff Wysaski June 9, 2009February 18, 2019
• How-To Guides

  How To Get A Job In Hell

  ByJeff Wysaski May 22, 2009January 5, 2012
• News

  This Robot Needs to be 70 Percent More Radical

  ByJeff Wysaski May 19, 2009February 18, 2019

• Crackpot Woman Foolishly Suggests, “Maybe It ISN’T Maybelline”

  ByJeff Wysaski April 14, 2009