Jeff Wysaski
It sounds absurd, but for some of you I’m pretty sure Monday is becoming your favorite day of the week. And all thanks to this weekly post right here (yay Monday!).
When you’re at a party and someone brings in the dessert:
When you don’t know whether or not to tell someone they have food in their teeth:
When you see a spider right before you go to sleep:
When your favorite part of the song comes on:
When your boss comes into your office:
When you have to pee:
When you hear someone fart…
…but then it smells and you try to get away:
When a stranger friends you on Facebook:
When you got a bad grade in school:
When you’re about to be served your favorite food:
When you have to get out of a packed parking lot:
When someone says they don’t like you:
When you see a girl’s G-string poking out from her pants:
When someone says, “I don’t like chocolate:”
When you think you’ll do better at video games by leaning side to side:
When the Internet is down and you keep rechecking it:
When you’re cleaning your room and find money:
When you say something that sounds dirty when it wasn’t meant to be:
When you go to the movies:
most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.