Jeff Wysaski
When you see chocolate cake:
When your phone dies and you’re not at home:
When you lay on clothes fresh out of the dryer:
When you’re watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on:
In high school when your mom tried to hug you in public:
When someone gets you a birthday card, but no present:
What you want to say to your crush:
When you overhear someone say your favorite band is coming to town:
When you look at the clock and realize just how long you’ve been on the Internet:
When you find a shirt you really like and they don’t have your size:
When you’re pissed at someone, but can’t say anything about it:
When you see your friends at the same party:
When you and your best friend get in a fight:
When you’re having a bad day and someone gives you a compliment:
When your teacher says a swear word:
When you got your license and took the car out for the first time without parents:
When you’re picking out donuts at the bakery:
When your friends see your search history:
When giant explosive piranhas jump out of the water and attack you:
^hate when that happens
most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.