Jeff Wysaski
When you use your phone in the middle of the night:
When you’re the first one up at a sleepover:
When someone tailgates you even though you’re already going the speed limit:
When you see a security camera at the ATM:
When you jump out to scare someone:
When you’re at home alone with your pet:
When someone you hate leaves the room:
When someone asks you what your favorite food is:
When you get up really early in the morning:
Five minutes after you start your homework:
When you’re posing for a picture and something is in your eyes:
When no one laughs at a joke you made:
When you’re just below the minimum word count on an essay:
When you’re hugging your friends goodbye and there’s that one friend you don’t hang out with much so you hug them like:
When there is no food in the refrigerator:
When it starts to rain:
Most of these come from here, here and here. I came up with a few on my own.