Jeff Wysaski
If you’re on Twitter, go follow all of these funny people…
https://twitter.com/Kyle_Lippert/status/564316437352022016
Anyone under the age of 21 should be legally required to end every sentence with the phrase "but there's a good chance I'm wrong about that"
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) March 19, 2014
why do baby's clothes need pockets? what do they carry around? baby wallets? fuck off
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) May 26, 2014
"And the award for Most British Name goes to…"
*Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed*
"Helena Bonha-"
*spews*— James Pianka (@jamespianka) February 18, 2014
https://twitter.com/karanlyons/status/542848226118737920
My great grandfather lived in a trench for 14 months during World War 1. Today I got visibly frustrated a cafe's wifi password was too long.
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) February 4, 2015
https://twitter.com/NicCageMatch/status/550108906996113410
https://twitter.com/somelightcrying/status/563858272050880512
"Bro check out that DILP."
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014
*bumps into a guy*
"Hey man what gives?!"
"We do."
*we start our own charity fund and become best pals*— kyle raney (@Kyle_Raney) August 14, 2014
"Let's order a little bit of everything and share!"
"Prepare to lose a race you didn't even know you were racing."
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 27, 2015
Listen. Enough of this bullshit. Adults have printers. That's the line. That's how you know. Got a printer? Congrats. You made it. Adult.
— Shelby (@smelbz) December 15, 2014
https://twitter.com/IRLPepperMD/status/555545374572937217
https://twitter.com/NicestHippo/status/564451649578496000
No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) February 5, 2015