Mike
Is there any better way to start your week, than reading a perfectly crafted tweet?
https://twitter.com/LostCatDog/status/592799234073763840
This weather makes me want to eat mango off a machete
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) June 9, 2015
The most unrealistic part of Digiorno commercials is the idea that anyone would share a frozen pizza.
— alex forrest (@TheRachelFisher) May 6, 2015
Wait, I can't tell people I'm 100% Native American even though I was born here?
— Evan J'daté Kessler (@EvanJKessler) June 12, 2015
https://twitter.com/WGladstone/status/608384159363526657
https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/608734472767340544
https://twitter.com/Ristolable/status/608441353375223809
The Cliff's Notes for "What to Expect When You're Expecting" is just a picture of the word "fun" with a line through it.
— The Randalorian (@torrami) June 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/smickable/status/607250185001967616
[sand castle competition]
and now it's time for our cat judges to take a look at the contestants- oh god what are they doing— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) June 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/604366197644214272
So it turns out BFF stands for Best Friends Forever, not Bring French Fries so I'm gonna need that necklace back thanks
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) June 4, 2015
Brita Filters: for when you're thirsty tomorrow.
— Spencer (@13spencer) June 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/Molly_Kats/status/604410559971381248
I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) June 4, 2015