15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Enjoy the twitter birds’ clever words called tweets.
https://twitter.com/NoTheOtherJohn/status/634482179456679936
Men: confidence is sexy
Me: oh my god wait til you find out about feminism you're gonna love it— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 28, 2015
just realized my phone doesn't have a gravestone emoji and now I don't know how to mourn
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 16, 2015
The kraken is your new stepdad. His tentacles are doings small circles on your moms thigh while he talks about boats.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) August 9, 2015
https://twitter.com/DvnFrl/status/488726345040404481
https://twitter.com/meganshpettit/status/623237988995198976
https://twitter.com/MarieColette/status/629159710688587776
https://twitter.com/JasonLastname/status/635986316996542465
https://twitter.com/ErinEph/status/556482338838691841
my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 30, 2015
Shoutout to rugs that perfectly accentuate a room and double shoutout to being of an age to appreciate said rugs
— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) August 29, 2015
No thanks Ouija boards, I don't even want to talk to the living.
— Guy Dangerous (@Lerky) November 17, 2014
I see some youths doing crime and put down my filthy bucket of clams. "It's clam jammin time, or something" I say, unsure of my catch phrase
— several onions (@Amusitr0n) August 25, 2015
https://twitter.com/slaughthie/status/627148093805342720
https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/628924009166471168