Mike
Recharge your faith in humanity by reading this list of funny tweets.
If I owned an island, I would 100% call it: "Isle Of Itwhenyoucallmebigpoppa."
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 1, 2014
I am a 33-year-old woman with the butt of a 25-year-old woman and the mind of a 478-year-old haunted tree
— Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) July 6, 2016
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/749381742755282944
https://twitter.com/gabrielenguard/status/749957433280258048
[screaming at Weird Al]
THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) July 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/JasonLastname/status/740742034621890560
Boy are you my goal weight? Cause I am never gonna hit that.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 26, 2016
I don't care if you're pro-choice or pro-life. I only care if you're pro-noun. Hi I'm Mr. Boggs, welcome to English 101
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) June 27, 2016
https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/750263026603978755
I haven't seen a mens rights activist who didn't look like he was late for a magic show.
— adam w (@theleanover) June 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/648565309834592256
https://twitter.com/tarashoe/status/507736725234667521
https://twitter.com/ch000ch/status/668196037954297856
The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant.
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) March 19, 2015
https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/289494131250700289