15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
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me: I have a bachelors degree
waiter: so do I
bus boy: so do I
rat feeding on crumbs under the table: hey me too— erica (@erica_rosie) February 21, 2016
What are you hiding in your locked instagram? sandwiches? Sunsets???? let us see your nephew!!!!
— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) September 27, 2016
bury me in my cubicle so i can take your call in hell
— meatshirt (@prettysadmostly) September 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/d_haggar/status/775893447441920000
https://twitter.com/ReneeColvert/status/357908688746463232
Ladies, if you're looking for a way to get guys to leave you alone while you're walking down the street, just start carrying a clipboard.
— Jessie 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) September 21, 2016
Comedy is a balancing act in which you test which of your worst attributes are adorable enough to be your brand.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/BrandonEsWolf/status/776828828052316161
Sometimes I practice smiling in the mirror in case something good ever happens to me.
— chelsea anét (@chelseaanet) September 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status/778956301074309120
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/765556867460239360
https://twitter.com/Yassir_Lester/status/778424745247203328
https://twitter.com/WigCannon/status/601528856059760641
https://twitter.com/ladybroseph/status/653764849814532097
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/730440915383398400