Mike
Please enjoy this list of funny tweets, or don’t, it’s a free country, for now.
[literally anything happens]
GEOLOGISTS: ahh yes. because of the rocks— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) October 19, 2015
anxiety got me approaching relationships like pic.twitter.com/DOXG9qB8us
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/aligarchy/status/584822098310213632
The guy who discovered boomerangs must have been terrified
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 8, 2015
https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/604761050857095168
Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 29, 2015
I hold my phone up to the sunset. So pretty. I'm going to share this with everyone, I say. The year is 1964. I'm completely insane
— demiurge moore (@online_shawn) October 4, 2016
Thinkin' of replacin' my gas powered eel with an electric one.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) October 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/trojansauce/status/603507913064325120
https://twitter.com/sad_tree/status/587290950621388800
https://twitter.com/yerpalmildsauce/status/532449368079863810
I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
— rob fee (@robfee) March 20, 2014
*drives motorized scooter into meeting I'm late for, around the conference table, and out the door*
— Mrs. Donald Darko (@LadyBroseph) August 5, 2015
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/339505577426317312
https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/700161865192615936