15 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read
Tweets on tweets on tweets.
https://twitter.com/msdanifernandez/status/594993230170591232
https://twitter.com/jazmasta/status/527143142559334401
https://twitter.com/senderblock23/status/807084375967866880
I'm super lazy which is just like regular lazy except honestly I don't even feel like putting this cape on.
— descendant of cain (@hatehug) January 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/kimholcomb/status/397239030380642304
Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.
— stephanie mcmaster (@Smethanie) May 1, 2013
When someone takes the last slice of pizza. pic.twitter.com/OqL2CRCgxO
— Amanda (@Manda_like_wine) December 2, 2016
"Well, this is me," I say climbing into a plant so that we're no longer walking in the same direction after saying goodbye
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/582281077261090816
https://twitter.com/bloodhaiI/status/807183754116599809
https://twitter.com/Leemanish/status/372393680872558592
https://twitter.com/fro_vo/status/804147593920004097
Keanu Reeves stuck motionless on a horse forever because every time it starts to move he goes "whoa".
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD BOFA Economics (@BuckyIsotope) September 13, 2013
she loves me [takes bite of hotdog]
she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) November 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/581491220846804992