While Jesus seems like he’d have a sense of humor and enjoy this list, God is painted as more of the vengeful type. Have yourself a good laugh at this list of blasphemous jokes, but do so knowing a lightning bolt could take you out at any moment.
Big deal Jesus, so your dad sent you here to suffer & die, that's what all the rest of us are doing too
— the hippo account (@InternetHippo) September 21, 2015
vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
— Becky (@SAlNTKARDASHIAN) May 18, 2016
Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.
Soldier: You can just point to him.
Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) March 21, 2016
Anyone who asks, "Why does God let bad things happen to people" has clearly never purposefully drowned one of their Sims in a pool
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 28, 2015
remember teens: even Jesus once logged off for 3 days
— lawblob (@lawblob) June 22, 2014
when you're catholic & you forget to go to church on ash wednesday pic.twitter.com/uWtAalZ20h
— Nathan (@hosterthepeople) February 11, 2016