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god: u gotta build a boat
noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god
god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how— chuuch (@ch000ch) May 31, 2015
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god: u gotta build a boat
noah: can't u build ur own boat.. i mean, ur god
god: [nervously] no i can i just wanna see if u know how— chuuch (@ch000ch) May 31, 2015
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I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
— Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 (@LeahsLounge) September 23, 2014
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https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/658541632623476736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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[in heaven after crucifixion]
jesus: "they were horrible dad, im pleased im not going back there"
god: [rubbing his neck] "see the thing is"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) January 15, 2015
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https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/562776613390405633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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"Welcome to McDonald's, what'll it be?"
Jesus whispering "5000 Filet-o-fish, and hurry"
"5000 FILETS DAN"
J "Shh, keep yr fuckin voice down"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) January 29, 2015
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https://twitter.com/AnUglyNigga/status/382292214749364224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fmemes%2Ftweets-about-god%2F
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Noah: Two? Why two of every animal?
[God whispers in Noah's ear]
Noah: nice lol— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 30, 2015