Mike
I’ve been on twitter for years and it never ceases to amaze me how every week I can find 15 new and amazing tweets to share with you guys.
1.
https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/685632235857408001
2.
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/923019102368669696
3.
my neighbour ryan: I was at a zombie walk we all dressup and walk around downtown
me holding an axe: I wanna believe you ryan I really do— brent (@murrman5) October 15, 2017
4.
https://twitter.com/d_duhwit/status/924302468619612162
5.
hi i'm flannelbeard, and this is my girlfriend sundressbangs
— Moo Deng Life Is Rubbish (@ElSangito) August 6, 2014
6.
https://twitter.com/ChelseaSFrank/status/893156455586512896
7.
hate ppl knocking on my door. in 2016 we have all this technology and u're bangin ur filthy flesh nubs on walls like some kinda cave animal
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) April 12, 2016
8.
https://twitter.com/themiltron/status/633108491230691328
9.
me, 8am: gonna eat healthy today
me, 11:30am: burritos have protein, which is an important food type for fitness
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) November 1, 2017
10.
♫ Hey now
You're a sports car
Put the top down
Go raaace
Hey now
Parallel park
Use your signals
Be saaafe
And I just got a divorce ♫— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) March 4, 2015
11.
https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/900416256695607296
12.
https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/395915500011941888
13.
https://twitter.com/vineyille/status/918098020201353217
14.
Meanwhile at Wayne Industries…
'Hey anyone else think it's weird we make so much batman stuff here'
— RollmanInOz (@Rollmaninoz) September 13, 2017
15.
https://twitter.com/Flora__Flora/status/880501457740496901